Idiot Holland
Esquire Modull
Nick Holland is a fantastic tailor who makes my favourite jackets to wear on stage. Or off it actually. At the moment I've got five of them. Unfortunately they're quite expensive, so as part of a brilliant plan to get him to send me free ones, my brother and I spent a couple of happy Christmas hours larking around in the garden as I pretended to model some of them.
This may not work as a plan. In fact, quite how I thought it was going to work as a plan at all has completely escaped me. Perhaps I should become famous. Oh yes! There we are. The plan.
They are meant to be funny and silly. If I just end up looking like a c**t, please feel free to let me know via one of the many 'Tell Al he's a c**t' opportunities that are also scattered liberally throughout the site.
